Today's "Deeper Thought by Jack Handey" is in honor of that long line of thrifty Cranes who have been known to pinch a penny so hard a copper diamond pops out:
I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like "Hey, when are you going to pay me that hundred dollars you owe me?" or "Do you have that fifty dollars you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
And to think I married a woman whose fiscal prudence puts my own father to shame. Imagine that! :) Have a great day! 
UPDATE: I just read this post to Jean and said, "Thanks, I take that as a compliment!" :)
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